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September, 2010


Welcome back to Joani’s Corner. When is this heat going to end? My poor plants have suffered but are still hanging in. Both my plants and I will be very glad to be out of the 90 degree wilt days. I’ve run out of excuses to stay inside.....the house is clean, the laundry is done, shopping is completed....etc., etc.

It’s surprising that so many plants have done just fine even with our now limited watering abilities.

This month in Joani’s Corner you will discover:

- Weather Expectations for September
- Wildlife Adventures in Florida
- ? ? Whatizzzit ? ?
- And Another Squirrel Chronicle - Chapter 11
- Answer to ? ? Whatizzzit ? ?

 

Weather Expectations for September

On September 23 there will be a full moon. It’s most familiar name is the Full Harvest Moon. And this full moon is right at the Autumnal Equinox. Which means that the angle of the moon’s orbit is relative to the Earth’s horizon and is at it’s minimum. This causes the full moon to be very bright and to rise above the horizon much faster than usual and it will appear to rise about the same time for several days.

Other names for it is the Full Corn Moon which allows the farmers more time to harvest corn. Another name is the Full Barley Moon it’s time to harvest and thresh it.

Central Florida

Average High - 90º - Average Low - 72º

Expected rainfall is 5.76" 

In 1988 the record high was 98º

In 1956 the record low was 56º

Tallahassee

Average High - 89º - Average Low - 69º

Expected rainfall is 5.01"

In 1927 the record high was 102º

In 1967 the record low was 40º

Jacksonville

Average High - 85º - Average Low 73º

Expected rainfall is 7.53"

In 1972 the record high was 98º

In 1981 the record low was 53º

Melbourne

Average High - 88º - Average Low - 72º

Expected rainfall is 7.20"

In 1972 the record high was 98º

In 1982 the record low was 58º

 

Florida Wildlife Adventures for September
 Hawk
Hawk
(Photo: Joani MacCu)
Some northern birds will begin returning to Florida. So get those bird feeders ready and stock up on bird seed. And don’t forget the squirrel baffles!!

Hawk migration begins in Gulf County.

Bald eagles will be returning to nesting sites and will begin courtship. Watch for them it is quite a sight to see.

Gray bats start their migration to Alabama caves for winter hibernation.

Manatees will be returning to the warmer waters of our rivers, bays and near water plants.

Spadefoot frogs will be chirping in the evening especially after heavy rains.

Blue crabs begin their migration from the shallow panhandle coast to the deeper waters for the winter. The blue crab ‘jubilee’ also begins along the beaches in the panhandle.


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Hints: This is a nice and unusual plant to own. It’s a tough little plant and will do well in a hanging basket.

It prefers to live in partial to light shady areas outdoors.
Water lightly only as needed.

It’s grown for it’s foliage which is blue green and not it’s inconspicuous flowers.

Now it’s up to you.......do you know ? ? Whatizzzit ? ?

and one more...
Squirrel Chronicle
(Let me see, I think that's Chapter 11)
I thought the squirrel chronicles were done....a few years ago. I was so sure that everything that squirrels could do to irritate me was over.....it isn’t.

These questions go over in my squirrel-shattered mind. Do we give them more credit than is due? .......Are they really as clever as it seems? .....Do you think they have nightly meetings just to discuss their daily experiences with us humans? ..... Are they really from another planet and are they trying to think of ways to drive us off our planet? Are they actually the devil in disguise sporting a furry tail and speaking in squirrel chatter? As far as I’m concerned these things are all absolutely true.

Ok.....this is what actually happened to  me........ as I was innocently trying to put up the Christmas decorations last year......
Tom had just left for a consultation and would be away for just about the whole  day. I was ‘leisurely’ (remember that word...leisurely) dressed relaxing on the porch that’s off our bedroom. All the windows were open and a nice breeze was coming through. Since I had the whole day to myself, I decided to make a list of things I’d like to do for the day. Should I stay home and decorate for Christmas?.......go shopping? ......do a little yard work?

As I was deep into my thoughts I kept hearing a strange sound like clanking and boards hitting each other in the distance. As this porch is at tree height on an upper level of our home, I looked outside to see if it was a baby bird calling for it’s parents or maybe two limbs hitting each other in the breezes. There were no squirrels in sight either. Finally I went downstairs to locate the sound hoping nothing was wrong in the house while Tom was gone. All seemed ok.....and quiet.

As I was going upstairs.....the sound came again so I went out the back yard. Still not dressed for being outside at all. Then I saw the culprit.....or should I say culprits. About 5 or 6.....maybe 10 (that’s called squirrel imagination).....were stripping the bark off our river birch tree while chattering and chasing each other through the tree and jumping off to our pool screen and running around making quite a bit of noise. I went out the screen door and slammed it loudly to scare them off. I should have known better.....they probably only thought I was in contention for their noise contest. Realizing I wasn’t fooling around or maybe seeing that I wasn’t really dressed for a confrontation, decided to scurry off....except for one. IT stayed there and looked down at me......I picked up a piece of mulch and started to try to throw it towards it......didn’t move at all.....I reached for another piece. When I looked up again it was gone......gone meaning I couldn’t see it.

All seemed quiet so I decided to give up and go inside. Since I was barefoot and my feet were super dirty by now, I didn’t want to track muddy footprints all over the patio so I went around the side of the house. Thankfully the yard is fenced in or the neighbors would have thought I had gone way off the edge. My relationship with the neighbors is rather tenuous anyway.

Anyway I washed my feet off nicely in our fountain.....that also could have been a sight to see....walked to a wood deck Tom had just finished and finally got to the patio so I could enter the house. The door to the house looked pretty good to me. But when I got to it.....the door was locked.

Our daughter had come home and noticed the door was unlocked and locked it. I knocked on the door.....but to no avail. She enjoys having her radio a ‘little’ on the loud side...... it’s a good thing the weather was nice and warm......

There has to be a solution to this...... by now hopefully some of our neighbors may be off to work, out Christmas shopping or inside enjoying breakfast. I had no choice but go to the front of the house and get in the garage door. Luckily we have one of those key pads to open it.

Luckily Tom had left his bright blue plastic tarp, thankfully it wasn’t see-through plastic, on the deck that he was reconstructing. I wrapped up in it and headed to the front of the house. If anybody saw me......with or without that tarp, they probably would have called for back up! No cars came and I heard no doors slamming.......I was safe. The garage door opened nicely and I was at last and thankfully inside. Whew....what a relief!!

So as I see it......the squirrels enjoyed yet another Episode of the Squirrel Chronicles at my expense and possible embarrassment. I just know they were up in one tree or another watching the whole situation and giggling their little furry heads off.
 


Answer to ? ? Whatizzzit ? ?

It’s a Bear’s Paw Fern!


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joani@betterlawns.com
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